It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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