dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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