It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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