the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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