So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Everyone says I win the strip club
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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