were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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