i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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