Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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