i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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