Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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