she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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