areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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