normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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