rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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