they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Randomize
