My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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