I didn't shave. On purpose
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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