Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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