oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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