It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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