I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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