Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
His nipple licking is glorious
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