so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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