i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
