Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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