Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Come share oat with me in your robe
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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