Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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