I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
