Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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