3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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