yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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