omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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