Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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