do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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