Whoa Z and x make the same sound
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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