I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just cropdusted the office
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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