So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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