my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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