We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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