Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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