At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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