Sacagawea was the original milf.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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