Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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