There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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