Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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