Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
