I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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