Dual....:-)
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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