About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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