i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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