Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
