think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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