Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
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